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John Samuel
"And we will also make sure that there are no duplicates. That's another important decision. "-
Nandan Nilekani, Chairman of the Unique Identification Authority, CNN-IBN: Interview with Karen Thaper (September 2009)
This is pure India!
Only for pure Indians.
No duplicate, please
Identity –
will now have a number.
Finger prints,
Nose, eyes, ears,
genitals., ass and assholes.
Height, weight, coloure and creed.
Biometry online.
Grandpa can now die peacefully, with a number…
Every child will be born – with a number..
Without a number, no one will be born.
And without a number, no one can fall in love,or
To make love
To procreate..
To work
To eat, shit or shag
Identity cards, all inclusive
For everyone.
No duplicates, please.
No more duplicate Indians,
All original one will have a number…
Number with the biometry
With a billion numbers
And a billion noses,
two billion eyes
Available online. everywhere...
From Kanyakumari to Kashmir
From Aizwal to Ahemedbad.
Henceforth, everyone will be online
Everything will be online
Food and fuel on line..
Hospital on line
Schools online
Poverty online
Happiness online
Economy online
Trees and forests online
And rivers , valleys and mountains,
will also be available online...
Eat, shit or procreate online....
Online orgasm for everyone...with a number.
Socialism, democracy....secularism online...
And "civil society" "civil service"...all online..
Let the hungry die....
First let them have numbers....
Each dead body can be identified- with a number
...easily online.
And each burial of hungry child-
Can be now marked....
Each raped woman...can have a real number....
Dalits can have a number too...
for being discriminated.
Adivasis can have a number...
for being displaced!
Muslim, Christian, Sikh,
Mizo, Nagas..
All need numbers
To be easily identified …
Burning can be planned online..
Burials can be planned online...
Everyone with a number..
Better have a number…!
Be patriotic.
Be Indian.
Buy a number please.
No duplicate in this great Nation.
Mahatma will get a new number
With retrospective effect.
Mother Theresa may apply for one.
All pregnant women can apply
for a new number
for the forthcoming child.
Only those with numbers can father a child
A child with an empty belly..
Can die in peace
In this Republic of Hunger.
Jai Ho. Jai Ho.
Hamara Bhart Mahan.
No duplicate please!!!
3 comments:
Excellent!
Good work!! This satire reminds me of a poem by one of Kannada's renowned poet, KS Nissar Ahemed. Indians are compared to a herd of sheep and our leaders to the ever exploiting Shepherd. Finally, it makes a point that the Shepherd is, after all, one of the herd. He evolves from being a sheep to become a shepherd and takes full advantage of the dumbness of the members of the herd. Nothing represents our society better than this poem which is very aptly titled as "Kurigalu sar kurigalu...", which translates to "Sheeps..a herd of sheeps!".
so much carried away by Unique no.hope to get the no soon.
the lighter tone is nice.
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